The Boosh Speech Plus An Excuse

I spent this morning going through the 38 page document that Boosh released, the alleged Iraq War Plan that everyone has been waiting to hear. I find it simply unfathomable that any high level administration official could produce drivel like this, and allow it to hit the light of day. I could literally tear this thing apart, LINE BY LINE. But, that will take some time, and I want to hear the speech itself. My guess is that he simply read this piece of garbage that I have in my hand, but I want to see for myself what the Imbecile in Chief actually said, and as important, how he said it. If this thing is a plan, I am a Walrus. (someone should write a song about that, oh, I forgot, some unknown British group already did) I will work on ripping this speech to shreds, but it will take a while. I have to do it, though, I can't turn down the chance to destroy virtually every word that comes out of this lunatics mouth. A form of therapy for me, I guess.

I am also working on the possible solutions for what we have been discussing the last few days. I had hoped to get the first stage of that completed and posted today, but I just don't think it is going to happen. Tonight, I need to sleep. (as if you couldn't tell that by reading this unintelligible babble) This blog has turned into a lot more work than I anticipated, and I'm trying not to post things that aren't really ready for publication, although I know that has happened a few times already. I do not want to produce a daily post without actual substance, just to fulfill a promise that I made to myself, the promise of the dreaded Daily Post. Things are simply too important for nonsense (kind of like this) in the current American climate. I must also balance this blog with other contractual obligations that I have, as those things are what actually feed my family. This is more of an educational hobby, if you will, but I want to produce a good product that hopefully awakens at least one person. Then maybe that person can lead another person to this site, and so on.

When I was investigating cases in the Death Penalty Defense world, I was preparing a psychiatrist for testimony. He gave me some wonderful words of wisdom, which I will never forget. I am going to try to quote it directly, but, Eric, if I don't get it exactly right, I apologize. To put it in context, I must tell you this. He was paid a very large sum of money, and paid by the hour. He said, "Why say in 100 words what you can say in 1500 words?" I think I have just followed his MO pretty well. Eric, you should be proud of me.

My apologies for nothing of substance today. See you guys tomorrow.

Cyclone