Here Come The Nukes

Desperate men will do desperate things. How many times have you read that on this site? Well, you are about to read it again.

These have become desperate times. You may have noticed that Iran has test fired a couple of new missiles over the last couple of days. The Iranians have stated that these new weapons have the capability to avoid radar, and have not so subtly implied that they can strap nuclear weapons to them should such action become necessary. These weapons also carry more than one payload, apparently a minimum of three, and are designed to blow submarines out of the water. Why now, you ask? Is this an attempt to fuel the fire of the Boosh machine, forcing the Boosh hand? As it turns out, no. There is a bit more to it than that.

You see, Boosh has signed another one of those special letters that no one had ever heard of before he made it a regular occurrence in the White House. You know, the letters where Boosh gives himself written permission before the fact to do whatever he damn well pleases, without the okay from Congress, the American people or his mother, Barbara. Very similar to the one that he wrote allowing himself to wiretap American citizens, and the one that allows him to ignore the new laws that Congress passed to try to recreate some checks and balances to counter the power of the Potentate. No, this time it’s different, very different.

The Iranians are testing these weapons because they are getting ready to need to use them. On us, Israel, and anyone else whom they feel threatened by. They are going to need to use them because of the new Boosh letter. This one gives him the power to attack Iran whenever he wants to, and nukes are not off the table. In fact, nukes are the main course of the meal, and are the most likely the weapon of choice to use in this madman’s newest self fueled confrontation. Boosh has at his disposal some new toys, and the time to open them has arrived.

As I have said many times before, we do not have the manpower to invade Iran. That is, not by using any conventional methods. Iran has seen what happened to its neighbors in Iraq, and is saying “no thank you” to the Booshies. They are telling Boosh not to “bring Democracy” to their country. The difference is, they are a whole lot bigger and a whole lot more prepared for us than Saddam Hussein was, and they have a lot bigger balls. Unlike Hussein, their threats are not idle. So, in the view of a Boosh, it’s time to open the toy box.

In it, you will find the newest and baddest weapon to date, the “bunker buster nuke.” You remember seeing “bunker busters” blowing up in the caves in the Afghan desert. You know, back when we were allegedly hunting for Osama bin Laden. They penetrate deep, have a slight delay, then blow the hell out of whatever is down there. They blow up some stuff on top of the ground too, but what’s a little unexpected above ground chaos when you’re chasing oil? Nothing, I guess, until you attach nuclear weapons to the bunker buster technology. Then the above ground action gets a little dicey. Think the Muslim world hates us now? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. In fact, it will piss off everybody in the world, including our “allies,” or people who we claim as allies.

George W. Boosh is an anti-social misfit who happened to fall into the position of being the President of the United States. Like all people with anti-social personality disorder, his mentality goes something like this. “If we’re going down, we’re going to take all of you evil people that we can with us.” And we’re going down, not if but when. During my years in the Death Penalty business, I encountered many diagnosed anti-social individuals. Boosh fits the mold to a T. Sad, pathetic losers, the entire lot of them. But, unlike Boosh, my clients were not the leaders of the free world.

All reports that I have gained access to point to the fact that Boosh is going to do it. The plans have been drawn up, he merely needs to nod his head and give the order. He must do it quickly, before the economy collapses. Kind of a last ditch effort to save this place. Unfortunately, it will not work. There is no miracle save left; we’ve used up all of our chips.

The only alternative is to ask Israel to fire instead, something that they would be more than happy to do. But, in the long run, that presents problems for Israel and does not change the end result. Iran will fire on anyone within their reach during the aftermath, and that includes Israel. Iran’s range capability with the recently test fired weapons is about 1000 miles. We would then have to come to Israel’s defense, likely all by ourselves. The world will be horrified, not wanting to do anything but watch the terror from afar, hoping that there is something left when the dust settles. If they are attacked, Iran has said that they will arm every terrorist organization that they can reach, recreating what goes on daily in Baghdad in every major city around the world, including cities here in the USA. Make no mistake about it, they will do so in a heartbeat.

Welcome to WWIII. If you are an anti-social type, you’ll enjoy the fireworks before the Great Depression. If you are sane, you will shudder at the thought.

Cyclone


“I’m also not very analytical. You know, I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”

George W. Boosh; Aboard Air Force One; June 4, 2003